19th Jan

A burly truck driver sauntered into a tavern in a mean mood, obviously looking for a fight."Everybody on this side of the bar is a no-good, dirty bum!" he shouted.
"Anybody want to make something of it just stand up!" Nobody stood up.
"Everybody on this side of the bar is a faggot! A fairy!" No one moved, then suddenly a man stood up.
"You wanna fight?" snarled the truck driver.
"No," lisped the man, "it's just that I'm on the wrong side of the bar."