Ronald Reagan goes to see Doctor Bones for a complete check-up. He is very depressed and says to Bones, "Doctor, it's terrible, I get up in the morning and look in the mirror and I'm just a mess!"
"Really?" says Bones, raising his eyebrows, "tell me about it."Yes, Doc," continues Reagan, "I look in the mirror and my cheeks are sagging and I have blotches all over my face, my hair is falling out, and I look so ugly. What is it?"
"I have no idea what it is," replies Bones, "but your eyesight is perfect!" ........OSHO