Old Priest Pooper dies, and leaves only unpaid bills behind. After the doctors, the hospital, and all the others are settled, there is no money left to bury the old guy. So Grandma Nutcan decides she will go around the town and ask those who knew the priest to help provide a decent burial. She finds it is not an easy task, but after many long hours of devoted work, her collection is only one dollar short for the funeral.She looks around, but it seems she has asked everyone. Suddenly she spies a stranger sitting at the bus stop. Amazingly, it turns out to be Swami Deva Coconut. Grandma approaches him and says in a tired and worried voice, "Would you give me a dollar to bury a priest?Coconut jumps up, pulls out his wallet, and hands her some money. "Lady," he says, "here are five dollars. Go out and bury five of them!"...OSHO