Ronald Reagan picks himself up off the street outside the exclusive Big Deal Restaurant.
"I guess I don't have anything to complain about," says Reagan, as he dusts himself off. "They treated me all right!"
"What do you mean, `treated you all right'?" asks Reginald, Ronald Reagan's private secretary, straightening Reagan out. "They threw you out, did they not?"
"Yes they did," replies Reagan. "They threw me out through the kitchen into the street. Then I told the manager that I used to be the president of America, so he picked me up gently, brushed me off, and escorted me back into the restaurant. Then he threw me out of the front door!".................OSHO