Miss Goodbody is giving her class an English lesson, and all goes well until she explains the use of the word `perhaps' to them.
"Now, Billy," she says, "will you make up a sentence to show that you understand how to use `perhaps'?"

Billy stands up, thinks for a moment and says, "If we are very good, perhaps teacher will let us go early."
"Excellent," says Miss Goodbody. Then she turns to little Ernie and says, "What about you, Ernest? Can you give us an example?"

Little Ernie stands up and says, "Does it have to be made up, Miss?"
"No," replies Miss Goodbody, "it can be true, as long as you use the word `perhaps'."

"Okay," says Ernie, "when I saw you and the music teacher taking your pants off in the music room, I thought that perhaps you were going to shit on the piano."................OSHO