"Mrs. Green and her neighbor, Mrs. Kenyon, were having a chat one day.

"Mrs. Green," said Mrs. Kenyon, "maybe it is none of my business, but after all we have been friends a long time and I am concerned about your reputation. You are divorced, that's true, but people are talking about you. It just does not look right when an eighteen-year-old boy comes every night and visits you till such a late hour."

"Well," Mrs. Green smiled, "don't worry about it. It is purely a platonic relationship."

"How can it be platonic?" Mrs. Kenyon asked.

"Well," said Mrs. Green, "it is play for him and it is tonic for me!"- OSHO