"A man woke up one morning and saw that his "man thing" was covered in purple stripes. He rushed to see his doctor who told him that immediate amputation was vital.

The distracted man rushed out of the door muttering that he wanted another opinion. The second doctor took one look at the candy-striped organ and told the man the same thing, It has to be amputated."

The poor man, not knowing what to do, went to seek the advice of a Chinese master of healing. The wrinkled old man said, "No need for surgery. In two weeks the problem will be solved."

The man said, "You mean I will be cured?"

"No," said the Chinese sage. "It will drop off by itself." -.... OSHO