"Charlie entered the airline ticket office, and the girl behind the counter was as magnificently endowed with feminine equipment as any girl he could ever remember seeing. She was wearing a low-cut dress and bending low over the notations she was making. He stared at her.

She looked up and said, "What can I do for you, sir?"

Charlie heard his own breath hissing in his ears like steam, but tried to master the situation. He did, after all, need two tickets to Pittsburgh.

He finally spoke. "Oh, Give me two pickets to Tittsburgh." - OSHO Jokes

Message: "Such an abnormal situation is created by centuries of repression. People don't talk about sex clearly - they don't talk about sex at all. Even if they talk, they talk in roundabout ways, they talk diplomatically." - OSHO