"Cardinal Catzass meets his old friend, Buster, from his school days.
"Hello, Buster," says Catzass. "What are you doing these days?"
"I am a logician," replies Buster, shaking hands with the cardinal.
"Really?" replies Catzass. "What on earth is a logician?"
"Well," says Buster, "I am a kind of therapist. I help people by making things clear."
"Really?" says Catzass. "How does it work?"
"Well," replies Buster. "For example - you have a small aquarium in your room, correct?"
"That is amazing!" says Catzass. "Yes I do, how did you know?"
"Never mind," says Buster, "and I deduce that because you have an aquarium, you like fish."
"Amazing!" cries Catzass. "Yes, I do like fish. You are very good."
"Yes, and not only that," continues Buster, "but I deduce that since you like fish, you probably have a fancy for mermaids."
"Amazing!" cries Catzass. "As a matter of fact, I have had lurid fantasies about mermaids all my life."
"And," continues Buster, "because you like mermaids, I deduce that you also like women!"
"My God!" exclaims the cardinal. "I see that you are really an expert. I have a secret lust for women.
You are a great therapist!"
Later that afternoon, Cardinal Catzass is in Pope the Polack's private chambers.
"Hey, pope," says Catzass, "I met an old friend of mine today who is a logician."
"Really?" says the Polack. "What is a logician?"
"Well," says the cardinal, "he is a kind of therapist. And he makes things clear."
"Really?" replies the pope. "Like what?"
"I will show you," says Catzass. "For example - you have an aquarium in your room, don't you?"
"No I don't," says the Polack pope.
"Well," deduces Cardinal Catzass, "then you must be a homosexual!"-.......OSHO
"Hello, Buster," says Catzass. "What are you doing these days?"
"I am a logician," replies Buster, shaking hands with the cardinal.
"Really?" replies Catzass. "What on earth is a logician?"
"Well," says Buster, "I am a kind of therapist. I help people by making things clear."
"Really?" says Catzass. "How does it work?"
"Well," replies Buster. "For example - you have a small aquarium in your room, correct?"
"That is amazing!" says Catzass. "Yes I do, how did you know?"
"Never mind," says Buster, "and I deduce that because you have an aquarium, you like fish."
"Amazing!" cries Catzass. "Yes, I do like fish. You are very good."
"Yes, and not only that," continues Buster, "but I deduce that since you like fish, you probably have a fancy for mermaids."
"Amazing!" cries Catzass. "As a matter of fact, I have had lurid fantasies about mermaids all my life."
"And," continues Buster, "because you like mermaids, I deduce that you also like women!"
"My God!" exclaims the cardinal. "I see that you are really an expert. I have a secret lust for women.
You are a great therapist!"
Later that afternoon, Cardinal Catzass is in Pope the Polack's private chambers.
"Hey, pope," says Catzass, "I met an old friend of mine today who is a logician."
"Really?" says the Polack. "What is a logician?"
"Well," says the cardinal, "he is a kind of therapist. And he makes things clear."
"Really?" replies the pope. "Like what?"
"I will show you," says Catzass. "For example - you have an aquarium in your room, don't you?"
"No I don't," says the Polack pope.
"Well," deduces Cardinal Catzass, "then you must be a homosexual!"-.......OSHO
