"Boys," said Father O'Flanagan to his bible class, "you should never lose your tempers.

You should never swear, or get excited or angry. I never do. Now to illustrate --

you see that big fly on my nose? A good many wicked men would get angry at that fly,

 but I don't. I never lose my temper. I simply say, `Go away, fly, go away.'

And then suddenly he jumped and said,"JESUS CHRIST! It's a bee, the son of a bitch!"...OSHO