Fiona Feelgood goes to see Doctor Bones for an examination.

" Get undressed," says Bones.

"Please, Doctor," says Fiona,"turn out the lights."

" Come non now,Miss Feelgood,"says Bones. " I am a Doctor "

"turn out the lights." snaps Fiona.

So Bones turns out the lights. Two mins later Fiona says,

" Doctor, Where shall I put my clothes?"

" Over here," says Bones," on top of mine!"