Big Chief Sitting Bull had been constipated for many moons, so he sent his youngest squaw to the medicine man.The medicine man gave the squaw a box of pills and gave instructions for the chief to take two tablets every meal and to let him know theresult in a week.
However, in three days the squaw came back and said: "Big Chief, no shit!"
So the medicine man told her to double the dose and come back inthree days.
She duly came back in three days, but again said: "Big Chief, noshit!"
This time the medicine man told her to give the chief the rest of thepills in one go.
The next day she was back. The medicine man askedher if everything was all right .
With tears in her eyes, the little squaw said: "Big shit, no Chief!"