15Th Mor:

John and Judy were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party.They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered the pet parrot and put the cat in the backyard.They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.The taxi arrived and as they opened the front door to leave the house the cat scoots back into the house.They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. So Judy goes out to the taxi, while John went inside the house to get the cat.The cat runs upstairs, with John in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, Judy didn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explained to the taxi Driver that he will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, John gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long,"He said, as they drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car....